New Dad Tees

Apparel For Proud First-Time Dads.

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New Dad Catalogue

Transition Complete T-Shirt

Transition Complete T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Transition Complete T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.99
Tracks Lead To The Garage T-Shirt

Tracks Lead To The Garage T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Tracks Lead To The Garage T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.99
Tired Dads Club T-Shirt

Tired Dads Club T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Tired Dads Club T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.99
Throne Reclaimed T-Shirt

Throne Reclaimed T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Throne Reclaimed T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.99
They Keep Me Humble T-Shirt

They Keep Me Humble T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

They Keep Me Humble T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.99
The Toddler Has Spoken T-Shirt

The Toddler Has Spoken T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

The Toddler Has Spoken T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.99
The Nocturnal Father T-Shirt

The Nocturnal Father T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

The Nocturnal Father T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.99
The Shield Bearer T-Shirt

The Shield Bearer T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

The Shield Bearer T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.99
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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Just like you, we're proudly American-made. Our shirts are printed in Florida and Texas, because we take quality as seriously as you take that 47th photo of your newborn today.

Do you ship internationally?

We ship to every corner of the globe, because new dads everywhere deserve to look the part — even if they feel like they have no idea what they're doing. Shipping rates vary depending on where you're pacing the floors at 3am, so check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Absolutely! Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with your very own tracking number — so you can obsessively check its location at 3am when you're already up anyway.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made with soft, high-quality materials that can handle cuddles, chaos, and whatever mystery substance that is on your shoulder. Durable enough for playtime, gentle enough for newborn snuggles, and honestly more comfortable than anything else you'll wear during these early years. Exact materials vary by item — details are on each product page, right where you left your sanity.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $50

Secure Checkout

100% Encrypted & Private

Sustainable Materials

Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics

Easy 30-Day Returns

Hassle-free returns for peace of mind